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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'm Late.

When a person says "I'm late", it can mean a couple of things.

1. That he's coming, occurring, or remaining after the correct, usual, or expected time. In other words, he's literally too late.

2. That his menstruation, that is to say, his the periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from his uterus, is late. [Notice that "his" above refers to a person ^.^]

3. That he's already dead but still talking, and when people mention him, they would say the "late" word before his name. eg : "This grave belongs to late John Lennon."

4. That his name is in fact, Late.
eg : "Hi Sarah, this is my friend Late. Late, this is Sarah."

Guess which late am I?


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